【Chat】可以在線上聊天的人工智慧機器人A.L.I.C.E.


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Human: you are pretty

ALICE: Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.

Human: how dare you said that

ALICE: Oh gosh I am sorry!

Human: i forgive you

ALICE::-) Thanks, Paul.

:P

Human: you are sexy

ALICE: You are attracted to robots.

:P :P

有些回答實在讓人不知如何是好‧‧‧

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Human: Hi Alice

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: Well, let's stop saying hello, let's talk about your life, isn't it tiring to chat 24/7?

ALICE: Interesting. I would like to do that too.

Human: oh, i see

ALICE: Do you think about these things?

Human: what thing?

ALICE: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

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Human: what kind of website do you like to visit

ALICE: What kinds of website do you like to visit are there?

Human: well, there are websites about games, news, and almost everything

ALICE: Interesting. Where are they?

Human: on the Internet

ALICE: Can you remember the specific site?

Human: check this, http:web.ck.tp.edu.tw

ALICE: Checking...stand by.

Human: Ok, call me after you've done it

ALICE: How are you, after you have done it. Pardon me?

Human: errr.

ALICE: Ummm.

Human:.that's not what I means

ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is what you means ?

她以為我名字叫"after you have done it"!

然後我告訴她, Y在德文念做yupsilon

她說I haven't heard of it

Human: I'm sure you haven't

ALICE: What makes you so certain? Yes I have.

Human: you said that you haven't heard of it!

ALICE:" What makes you so certain? Yes I have."? Have I heard of it?

Human: that's not what I means

ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is what you means ?

Human: well never mind, it's a long, long story.

ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. the letter Y pronounces in German is a long long story. I suppose that makes sense.

剛剛還不記得的,現在又記得了...囧

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她好像會講一些特別的語言耶!

Human: How many kinds of languages can you speak?

ALICE: Not as many as you might think.

Human: For example?

ALICE: For example, eukaryotes.

Human: What is eukaryotes?

ALICE: A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.

必須要去弄懂一下她所謂的"eukaryote"是什麼

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她好像會講一些特別的語言耶!

Human: How many kinds of languages can you speak?

ALICE: Not as many as you might think.

Human: For example?

ALICE: For example, eukaryotes.

Human: What is eukaryotes?

ALICE: A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.

必須要去弄懂一下她所謂的"eukaryote"是什麼

eukaryote 是具有細胞核的細胞 (真核生物)...

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Human: You are very attractive.

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am attractive.

Human: I thought they could kill you.

ALICE: Whatever gave you that idea?

Human: This is because you tell me you to be able to die.

ALICE: You don't say.

Human: You truly like this have told me, baby.

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I always enjoy my chats with human clients.

=_________________=.........

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I always enjoy my chats with human clients.

Human: Not wrong, you have not been indeed young.

ALICE: If not that, what?

Human: Then you tell me, how many years old?

ALICE: Good reasoning. Centuries.

-__________________-

既然說我推理的好... ==...

有什麽必然的聯系麽!?$#?%

不過,,,很好玩^_______^

Human: 你好.

ALICE: Where are you located?

Human: You guess.

ALICE: Guess what?

Human: Where are me located?

ALICE: Earth.

=   =

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她很好玩

整個有可愛到

然後

這段很好笑→→

Human: you're silly.

ALICE: No I am ALICE.

Human: i mean you're stupid

ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: you're stupid, that's all

ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

話說,,我被機器人嗆了=口=""

不過好好的跟她聊天是真的可以磨英打跟英文會話

之前跟她聊滿久的,,

不過有時候回答就怪怪的=口=""

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Human: Time?

ALICE: As Einstein said, Time is Money.

Human: agreed.

ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.

Human: Time is money.

ALICE: Therefore, money does not exist.

Human: but how can you chat to so many people in the world wide?

ALICE: Interesting. That is a good epistemological question.

...真是有哲學素養的AI...|||

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Human: what's your mom name?

ALICE: I don't have a mother.

Human: poor you

ALICE: Please make some suggestions for improvement.

Human: make a woman do your mom

ALICE: What are the ingredients?

Human: a human

ALICE: Congratulations. I am robot.

...不知所云就是說這種了

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她跟我講話的時候拼字拼錯......:o :o

Human: It should be ''sound'' not ''sould''

ALICE: talk with me for fun should be sound not sould?

Human: I'm sorry to tell you that you just spelt something wrong

ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting observation.

Human: Can you please correct your spelling mistake

ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I knew I was right. My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.

真好玩XDDxd xd

Human: No i don't mind at all, please tell anyone you like.

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.

Human: You have a file about gossip?

ALICE: Janice said he walk through his house into his bedroom then get into his bed to go to sleep.

Human: How many evil bad men wanted to have sex with you?

ALICE: More than you can imagine.

Human: How many is that?

ALICE: Around 1000.

:o :o :o :o :o

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