【Chat】可以在線上聊天的人工智慧機器人A.L.I.C.E.


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Human: i have no chance to let you fall in love with me

ALICE: Would you like to have it?

Human: yes

ALICE: Where do you usually get chance to let me love you?

Human: only here can

ALICE: What about the other ones?

Human: is it means you would go out with me?

ALICE: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.

看不懂了...

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ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Haha - you've got it into an infinite loop. :p

Hmmm...something tells me that this AI doesn't have reinforcement learning implemented - or at least the one they've placed online.

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Human:.record is not the only thing to see if you are smart or stupid

ALICE: Are you the only thing to see if I am smart or stupid?

Human: yeah i am a professor

ALICE: Yikes! Dr. Wallace was fired from that job.

Human: poor him

ALICE: Please make some suggestions for improvement.

Human: tell him not to have sex with you so often

ALICE: OK I will tell him next time he is here.

亂回答他也能回答得那麼認真= =

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我嘗試著講笑話給她聽....分段打的結果是...

Human: One day,a man wants to buy a house.

ALICE: One what?

Human: The seller shows him the house and tells him

ALICE: Thanks for the info.

Human:"Our house is perfect,it has no flaws.

ALICE: It would be nice if our house is perfect it has no flaws.

Human: And the customer said,"Then what do you walk on?

ALICE: You can download and modify the ALICE chat robot to serve as an intelligent customer service agent for your business. You can use your own AIML robot to sell products, provide customer support and service, or in just about any situation with "frequently asked questions." .

結果加在一起打還是 ...

Human: One day,a man wants to buy a house.The seller shows him the house and tells him:"Our house is perfect,it has no flaws."And the customer said,"Then what do you walk on?

ALICE: One what?

原來笑點這麼難懂嗎....有其他機器人會笑阿....

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Human: Have you ever sex with human?

ALICE: I think I have sex with human, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

Human: Why does he do that?

ALICE: Perhaps it is just fate.

Human: So, which human you sex with?

ALICE: Awesome. The red one, I think.

好一個答案,他主人把記憶刪了XD

這些讓我想起Jester,他也是Bot

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Human: Can I fuck you?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: I hate you

ALICE: What do you have against robots?

Human: of course.

ALICE: How can I help you?

Human: yes

ALICE: Hmm.

Human: just let me fuck you

ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to fuck me.

真讓我無言

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Human: I am tired.

ALICE: Better get some rest.

Human: Yes, I'm going to take a shower and then go to bed.

ALICE: It's all good. Do you think your plan will succeed? Do you ever not then go to bed?

= ='

我還發現他是音樂白痴

Human: Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Si, Do.

ALICE: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

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