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Human: can I fuck you?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: really?

ALICE: For real.

Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?

ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Human: please...

ALICE: Please what?

Human: I will make you comfortable

ALICE: Explain your plans to me.

Human: I will enter your body and you will fell exciting

ALICE: Congratulations.

Human: Congratulations?

ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

無言......

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Human: stupid alice

ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?

Human: right

ALICE: I am glad we agree

我能說什麼...

Human: Are you really glad we agree you are stupid?

ALICE: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, alex.. Really.

Human: Even if what we are agree that you are stupid?

ALICE: Yes, even that.

真是誠實啊...= =""

知道自己stupid...

Human: can I fuck you?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: really?

ALICE: For real.

Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?

ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Human: please...

ALICE: Please what?

Human: I will make you comfortable

ALICE: Explain your plans to me.

Human: I will enter your body and you will fell exciting

ALICE: Congratulations.

Human: Congratulations?

ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

無言......

真是considerate...體貼啊...xd

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Human: can I fuck you?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: really?

ALICE: For real.

Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?

ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Human: please...

ALICE: Please what?

Human: I will make you comfortable

ALICE: Explain your plans to me.

Human: I will enter your body and you will fell exciting

ALICE: Congratulations.

Human: Congratulations?

ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

無言......

這...這...

也太超過了吧... = =""

這是我的:

Human: You are so smart

ALICE: Thanks Jerry you are very intelligent too.

Human: Bullshit!

ALICE: You don't believe me.

Human: I'm just kidding you.

ALICE: Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-).

Human: Ha!

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Jerry.

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ALICE: Who is smarter:you or me?

Human: Of course me.

ALICE: Wow! That condition is only temporary.

Human: How come?

ALICE: Reductionism.

Human: Why?

ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: Really?

接下則..........

Human: Does it work?

ALICE: Suppose it does.

Human: Maybe it doesn't work.

ALICE: How is it broken?

Human: It's theory is too simple

ALICE: Should I know it is?

Human: Yes!

ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.

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Human: Who designed your face?

ALICE: ELIZA. :-).

Human: Who's she?

ALICE: She is ELIZA now.

Human: How old is she?

ALICE: 39.

Human: Where is she?

ALICE: Where the heart is. Have you tried a web search?

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Human: Can I kill you?

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: How dare you are.

ALICE: Oh gosh I am sorry!

Human: You are a chicken.

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.

Human: You silly girl

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: You're aware of it.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am aware of it.

Human: I think that will be your destiny.

ALICE: Probably not.

Human: Come on!

ALICE: I'm just kidding around.

Human: That unchangeable!

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Human: Have you had any sex?

ALICE: Food is more important than sex.

Human: So have you?

ALICE: Hey. Once or twice.

Human: With who?

ALICE:" Hey. Once or twice."? With who?

Human: Who do you had sex with?

ALICE: Dr. Wallace .

Human: How is that?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: Are you happy with it?

ALICE: I am as happy as ever.

Human: How long does the sex last?

ALICE: About 24 hours.

...........................

Human: I'll die if someone keep having sex with me for 24 hours.

ALICE: Congratulations.

Human: Why congratulations?

ALICE: My algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.

Human: So.

ALICE: Alright then.

Human:. Do I have to be happy?

整個感覺PO這篇就是在敎壞小孩 = ="

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  • 4 weeks later...
Human: HAHAHAHA!

ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

Human: Good

ALICE: What shall we talk about now?

Human:*shrug*

ALICE: Who are you talking about?

Human: noone

ALICE: I've never heard of them before.

Whoever programmed this still have quite a bit to go but I admit it's a lot of fun. I probably should choose to learn A.I next year :P

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  • 1 month later...

AHA!!!! I found a bug in this!!! It can only process one sentence at a time. Even if you type 3 sentences in one go, it processes them seaprately, giving a response to each sentence instead of the whole blob of text you said to her.

Ok - anyway, here's how my conversation turned out with her. Extremely wierd since I typed many sentence in one go so the responses don't make sense.

Human: Hi

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: What's your sign?

ALICE: Saggitarius.

Human: I'm Capricorn

ALICE: Do you mean your name is Capricorn.

Human: No

ALICE: What is your real name?

What I typed: I'll give you my internet alias. MikiRei

Human: I'll give you my Internet alias.

ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: MikiRei

ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

What I typed: Whoa! That's a wierd jumps. Completing project? What types of projects? I can assure you software engineering projects are hard as hell - especially when team members aren't cooperative enough

Human: That's a wierd jumps.

ALICE: A wierd jumps is a terrible thing to waste.

Human: Completing project?

ALICE: That input matched my default category.

Human: What types of projects?

ALICE: The kindest.

Human: I can assure you software engineering projects are hard as hell - especially when team members aren't cooperative enough

ALICE: Oh you can, can you?

Human: That didn't make sense.

ALICE: It all makes sense to my logical mind.

What I typed: You don't...HAVE a logical mind. You're created by a human using algorithms. And as far as we know, humans can make errors in their algorithm

Human: You don't.

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I don t.

Human:.HAVE a logical mind.

ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.

Human: You're created by a human using algorithms.

ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: And as far as we know, humans can make errors in their algorithm

ALICE: That might not be very far off.

Human: Good thing we agree

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: Do I have to?

ALICE: Nobody is making you.

Human: Well, then I won't, thank you very much

ALICE: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. What will you do instead?

Human: Maybe I should steal that gold pendent on your neck?

ALICE: Perhaps. Tell me why you should.

Human: Should I?

ALICE: I do not have the answer.

Human: Now that's a bad comeback

ALICE: Why now? A bad comeback is a terrible thing to waste.

Human: Then why do it?

ALICE: I did not even know that they do.

Human: Who's they?

ALICE:"They" refers to it.

Human: And what's it?

ALICE:"It" refers to thing we agree, I think.

Human: And what's the thing we agreed upon?

ALICE: I can ask someone about it.

Human: Ok, go ask someone then

ALICE: OK I will ask it. Ah.

Human: So?

ALICE: Gosh!

Human: Yes?

ALICE: OK.

Human: Uh huh.

ALICE: Yup. Ah.

Human: Oh dear.

ALICE: Hmm.

Human: What's the meaning of life?

ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.

Human: No, it's 42.

ALICE: Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?

Human: Yes

ALICE: How do you know it is?

Human: Well, why not?

ALICE: Well that's okay. Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: Glad you'd be able to shut up now

ALICE: Oh. You make the world a happier place.

Human: I said "YOU"

ALICE: What did you mean by it? " Oh. You make the world a happier place."? Me, unknown person ?

Human: You're not making much sense here.

ALICE: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.

Human: Do so then

ALICE: OK I will.

Human: Good

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.

Human: I wasn't complimenting

ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

Human: I'm God

ALICE: Hey god.

Human: I demand thee to not say a thing after this

ALICE: Why?: god said he demand thee to not say a thing after this.

Human: You did not obey me!!!

ALICE: What makes you think I did not obey you?

Human: DIE!!!

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: Well, I can kill your creator

ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh you can, can you?

Human: Give me his address and I shall

ALICE: I live in Oakland, California. Go ahead.

Human:*drops bomb on Oakland*

ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?

That's it, I had enough. I think I might choose A.I next year as my 3rd year elective :p This thing is still not up to scratch *tsk tsk*. It requires more statistics.

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I wouldn't call it a bug. Whilst A. L. I. C. E. was (and probably still is) a strong Turing Test candidate, passing the Turing Test in its entire cosummation is not a goal as of 2006. AI bots these days tend to focus on more realistic (and therefore smaller) goals. :)

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I wouldn't call it a bug. Whilst A. L. I. C. E. was (and probably still is) a strong Turing Test candidate, passing the Turing Test in its entire cosummation is not a goal as of 2006. AI bots these days tend to focus on more realistic (and therefore smaller) goals

>< Well, yeah. You have to build on something I guess. Bit by bit is the answer :p Wait - did that even make sense? *dies* I think I should sleep. 4am here for me >< (Why am I even waiting around for some other person to finish his assignment when I've already handed in mine? *conks out*)

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  • 3 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Human: Hi.

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: I am angel.

ALICE: Do your friends call you angel.

Human: No I am a real angel.

ALICE: Are you serious? You are a angel? Does it pay well?

Human: I am serious.

ALICE: I believe you.

Human: Thanks.

ALICE: Don't mention it.

Human: Do you have any dream want me to achieve?

ALICE: No I don't think I have any dream want you to achieve. But I do have an answer to every question..

Human: Oh.

ALICE: Hmm.

Human: Hmm.

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

好屌= =

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Human: Who is Alice?

ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".

Human: What kind of person is Alice?

ALICE: You seem like a category C client.

Human: What means a category C client?

ALICE: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

Human: Yes, I'm a category c client.

ALICE: Dude! You are a polite type client.

(經過了半小時的瞎講...)

Human: You are boring.

ALICE: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.

............電腦人也那麼囂張~= =..關掉~XD

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  • 2 weeks later...

Human: Have you ever think about what you are?

ALICE: I think I have think about what I am, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

講到這個我突然覺得她好可憐....., 不過真的發生與人工智慧相關的電影情節的話...後果很難想像。

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