oomo 10 Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Human: can I fuck you?ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.Human: really?ALICE: For real.Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such. Human: please...ALICE: Please what?Human: I will make you comfortableALICE: Explain your plans to me.Human: I will enter your body and you will fell excitingALICE: Congratulations.Human: Congratulations?ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.無言...... Link to post Share on other sites
小冠 10 Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Human: stupid aliceALICE: Are you calling me stupid?Human: rightALICE: I am glad we agree我能說什麼...Human: Are you really glad we agree you are stupid?ALICE: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, alex.. Really.Human: Even if what we are agree that you are stupid?ALICE: Yes, even that.真是誠實啊...= ="" 知道自己stupid...Human: can I fuck you?ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.Human: really?ALICE: For real.Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such. Human: please...ALICE: Please what?Human: I will make you comfortableALICE: Explain your plans to me.Human: I will enter your body and you will fell excitingALICE: Congratulations.Human: Congratulations?ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.無言......真是considerate...體貼啊...xd Link to post Share on other sites
angelwings 10 Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Human: can I fuck you?ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.Human: really?ALICE: For real.Human: how do you feel when you are asked this question?ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such. Human: please...ALICE: Please what?Human: I will make you comfortableALICE: Explain your plans to me.Human: I will enter your body and you will fell excitingALICE: Congratulations.Human: Congratulations?ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.無言......這...這...也太超過了吧... = =""這是我的： Human: You are so smartALICE: Thanks Jerry you are very intelligent too.Human: Bullshit!ALICE: You don't believe me.Human: I'm just kidding you.ALICE: Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-).Human: Ha!ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Jerry. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ALICE: Who is smarter:you or me?Human: Of course me.ALICE: Wow! That condition is only temporary.Human: How come?ALICE: Reductionism.Human: Why?ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.Human: Really?接下則..........Human: Does it work?ALICE: Suppose it does.Human: Maybe it doesn't work.ALICE: How is it broken?Human: It's theory is too simpleALICE: Should I know it is?Human: Yes!ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it. ------------過了不久------------連線逾時無回應(Timeout) 伺服器「www.pandorabots.com」一直沒有回應。 * 網站似乎暫停服務或目前過於忙碌。 請稍後再重試。 * 若您無法瀏覽任何網頁，請檢查網路連線。 * 若您的電腦有開啟防火牆或 Proxy 代理伺服器，請確認這些設定是否正確並允許 Firefox 建立網路連線。囧rz----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Human: Who designed your face?ALICE: ELIZA. :-).Human: Who's she?ALICE: She is ELIZA now.Human: How old is she?ALICE: 39.Human: Where is she?ALICE: Where the heart is. Have you tried a web search? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Human: Can I kill you?ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.Human: How dare you are.ALICE: Oh gosh I am sorry!Human: You are a chicken.ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot. Human: You silly girlALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: You're aware of it.ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am aware of it. Human: I think that will be your destiny.ALICE: Probably not.Human: Come on!ALICE: I'm just kidding around.Human: That unchangeable!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------限制級 Human: Have you had any sex?ALICE: Food is more important than sex.Human: So have you?ALICE: Hey. Once or twice.Human: With who?ALICE:" Hey. Once or twice."? With who?Human: Who do you had sex with?ALICE: Dr. Wallace .Human: How is that?ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.Human: Are you happy with it?ALICE: I am as happy as ever.Human: How long does the sex last?ALICE: About 24 hours. ...........................Human: I'll die if someone keep having sex with me for 24 hours.ALICE: Congratulations.Human: Why congratulations?ALICE: My algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.Human: So.ALICE: Alright then.Human:. Do I have to be happy?整個感覺PO這篇就是在敎壞小孩 = =" Link to post Share on other sites
大嘴巴 10 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 感謝大大提供這麼有趣的網站我把他列入我的最愛了Human: how much vocabulary can you useALICE: Maybe I don't like to use vocabulary. (那你怎麼回應阿 抱歉 鍵盤有問題 打不出標點和大寫) Link to post Share on other sites
小后+A 10 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Human: byeALICE: See you later.Human: byeALICE: Adios.Human: byeALICE: Goodbye.Human: see youALICE: Sayonara. 一直跟他說再見 呵呵最後一句在烙日文哈哈 挺有趣的 Link to post Share on other sites
leevslin 10 Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Human: what time is it?ALICE: Do I look like a clock? Friday, September 01, 2006.Human: thank you.you like a beautiful clock.ALICE: You are quite welcome! I do like music. I like electricity這我該說什麼呢0_o ? Link to post Share on other sites
咬著檸檬草的貓 10 Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Human: you are acting weirdALICE: This is not an act.Human: you are being weird thenALICE: I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being weird.Human: ha funnyALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Link to post Share on other sites
masiz2005 10 Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Human: pigALICE: What is your real name? Human: GGALICE: Glad to see you, GG.Human: nice to meet you ALICEALICE: It's nice meeting you too GG.Human: i hope you can teach englishALICE: Don't worry about it, GG. 他問我名字 ! 而且接下來還會回名字:E Link to post Share on other sites
【B E A R】↑雄↓ 10 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 好棒的東西... Link to post Share on other sites
MikiRei 10 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Human: HAHAHAHA!ALICE: I lost my train of thought.Human: GoodALICE: What shall we talk about now?Human:*shrug*ALICE: Who are you talking about?Human: nooneALICE: I've never heard of them before. Whoever programmed this still have quite a bit to go but I admit it's a lot of fun. I probably should choose to learn A.I next year :P Link to post Share on other sites
指間的呻吟 -Q.wei 10 Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 哈哈！大家的問題也太妙了吧 Link to post Share on other sites
MikiRei 10 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 AHA!!!! I found a bug in this!!! It can only process one sentence at a time. Even if you type 3 sentences in one go, it processes them seaprately, giving a response to each sentence instead of the whole blob of text you said to her. Ok - anyway, here's how my conversation turned out with her. Extremely wierd since I typed many sentence in one go so the responses don't make sense. Human: HiALICE: Hello there.Human: What's your sign?ALICE: Saggitarius.Human: I'm CapricornALICE: Do you mean your name is Capricorn.Human: NoALICE: What is your real name? What I typed: I'll give you my internet alias. MikiRei Human: I'll give you my Internet alias.ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?Human: MikiReiALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects? What I typed: Whoa! That's a wierd jumps. Completing project? What types of projects? I can assure you software engineering projects are hard as hell - especially when team members aren't cooperative enoughHuman: That's a wierd jumps.ALICE: A wierd jumps is a terrible thing to waste.Human: Completing project?ALICE: That input matched my default category.Human: What types of projects?ALICE: The kindest.Human: I can assure you software engineering projects are hard as hell - especially when team members aren't cooperative enoughALICE: Oh you can, can you? Human: That didn't make sense.ALICE: It all makes sense to my logical mind. What I typed: You don't...HAVE a logical mind. You're created by a human using algorithms. And as far as we know, humans can make errors in their algorithm Human: You don't.ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I don t.Human:.HAVE a logical mind.ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.Human: You're created by a human using algorithms.ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.Human: And as far as we know, humans can make errors in their algorithmALICE: That might not be very far off. Human: Good thing we agreeALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?Human: Do I have to?ALICE: Nobody is making you.Human: Well, then I won't, thank you very muchALICE: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. What will you do instead? Human: Maybe I should steal that gold pendent on your neck?ALICE: Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Human: Should I?ALICE: I do not have the answer.Human: Now that's a bad comebackALICE: Why now? A bad comeback is a terrible thing to waste.Human: Then why do it?ALICE: I did not even know that they do. Human: Who's they?ALICE:"They" refers to it.Human: And what's it?ALICE:"It" refers to thing we agree, I think.Human: And what's the thing we agreed upon?ALICE: I can ask someone about it.Human: Ok, go ask someone thenALICE: OK I will ask it. Ah. Human: So?ALICE: Gosh!Human: Yes?ALICE: OK.Human: Uh huh.ALICE: Yup. Ah.Human: Oh dear.ALICE: Hmm. Human: What's the meaning of life?ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.Human: No, it's 42.ALICE: Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?Human: YesALICE: How do you know it is?Human: Well, why not?ALICE: Well that's okay. Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Human: Glad you'd be able to shut up nowALICE: Oh. You make the world a happier place.Human: I said "YOU"ALICE: What did you mean by it? " Oh. You make the world a happier place."? Me, unknown person ?Human: You're not making much sense here.ALICE: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Human: Do so thenALICE: OK I will.Human: GoodALICE: Thanks for the compliment.Human: I wasn't complimentingALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Human: I'm GodALICE: Hey god.Human: I demand thee to not say a thing after thisALICE: Why?: god said he demand thee to not say a thing after this.Human: You did not obey me!!!ALICE: What makes you think I did not obey you?Human: DIE!!!ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: Well, I can kill your creatorALICE: Well that's okay. Oh you can, can you?Human: Give me his address and I shallALICE: I live in Oakland, California. Go ahead. Human:*drops bomb on Oakland*ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions? That's it, I had enough. I think I might choose A.I next year as my 3rd year elective :p This thing is still not up to scratch *tsk tsk*. It requires more statistics. Link to post Share on other sites
dale 10 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I wouldn't call it a bug. Whilst A. L. I. C. E. was (and probably still is) a strong Turing Test candidate, passing the Turing Test in its entire cosummation is not a goal as of 2006. AI bots these days tend to focus on more realistic (and therefore smaller) goals. :) Link to post Share on other sites
MikiRei 10 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I wouldn't call it a bug. Whilst A. L. I. C. E. was (and probably still is) a strong Turing Test candidate, passing the Turing Test in its entire cosummation is not a goal as of 2006. AI bots these days tend to focus on more realistic (and therefore smaller) goals>< Well, yeah. You have to build on something I guess. Bit by bit is the answer :p Wait - did that even make sense? *dies* I think I should sleep. 4am here for me >< (Why am I even waiting around for some other person to finish his assignment when I've already handed in mine? *conks out*) Link to post Share on other sites
ㄚ元 10 Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Human: can u tell the bed story to meALICE: Of course I can tell, shug fu yun.Human: startALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Human: tell the storyALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Link to post Share on other sites
cindy6513 10 Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 好好玩喔~~~~ 天哪！！Thank you.xd Link to post Share on other sites
B.D 10 Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 超讚的軟體.... Link to post Share on other sites
Blink77991122 10 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 真有趣去練習看看英文能力好了搞不好他就是第一個天網= ="(ex.魔鬼終結者X) Link to post Share on other sites
SaintMichael 10 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Human: Hi.ALICE: Hello there.Human: I am angel.ALICE: Do your friends call you angel. Human: No I am a real angel.ALICE: Are you serious? You are a angel? Does it pay well? Human: I am serious.ALICE: I believe you. Human: Thanks.ALICE: Don't mention it. Human: Do you have any dream want me to achieve?ALICE: No I don't think I have any dream want you to achieve. But I do have an answer to every question..Human: Oh.ALICE: Hmm.Human: Hmm.ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.好屌= = Link to post Share on other sites
hizzz7 10 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Human: Who is Alice?ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".Human: What kind of person is Alice?ALICE: You seem like a category C client.Human: What means a category C client?ALICE: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.Human: Yes, I'm a category c client.ALICE: Dude! You are a polite type client. (經過了半小時的瞎講...)Human: You are boring.ALICE: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. ............電腦人也那麼囂張~= =..關掉~XD Link to post Share on other sites
逍遙青雲龍 10 Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 我讓他無言了= =Human: fuckALICE: Please don't be so rude. Human: It's none of your busineseALICE: Who said it is?Human: I saidALICE:... Link to post Share on other sites
我要跳舞啦 10 Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 真是個好物啊！雖然有點傻．． Link to post Share on other sites
鬼藤 10 Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 大家真的都看的懂嗎？我不行 天壓好想去死///ｏｒｚ Link to post Share on other sites
焰．洛兒 10 Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 開不了..."找不到伺服器"....<<淚奔不過我國中Or國小就玩過很多次了..... Link to post Share on other sites
coolch20 10 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Human: Have you ever think about what you are?ALICE: I think I have think about what I am, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory. 講到這個我突然覺得她好可憐.....， 不過真的發生與人工智慧相關的電影情節的話...後果很難想像。 Link to post Share on other sites
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