【冷笑】如何翻譯

[wxp730 10]

問：

怎麼老是你?的英文應該是怎樣呢??

how old are you?

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

怎麼 老 是 你

不要扁我xd xd

[m1i1l1t1 10]

how are you?

怎麼是你

[berry 10]

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送你3條線

[hsinbokie 10]

What's up?

啥東西起來了?

[訪客]

Are you kidding?你是吉丁嗎？

No, I'm seroius.不，我是喜瑞斯。

這些不是傳說中對岸盜版商翻譯的電影字幕嗎？

[西雅圖的眼淚 10]

...這就是英文的博大精深啊~~

[m1i1l1t1 10]

Do you give up?

你給上嗎?

(汗)

[土司麵包 10]

Are you kidding?你是吉丁嗎？

No, I'm seroius.不，我是喜瑞斯。

這些不是傳說中對岸盜版商翻譯的電影字幕嗎？

你的比較有笑點!!!= ='

[Zeta 10]

Do you give up?

你給上嗎?

(汗)

太殺了~

[不拉魚 10]

上樓的引用比較有爆點

[k_magicstar 10]

Do you give up?

你給上嗎?

(汗)

我聽過更屌的...

你在幹什麼？→→ What are you fucking？

[白衣ˇ 10]

1．we two who and who？

咱兩跟誰啊?

2．how are you? how old are you?

怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you

你不鳥我，我也不鳥你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

brothers! together up!

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say!

if you have nothing to say, go home!!

有事上奏，無事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你給我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之為知之，不知為不知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole !

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die

車禍現場描述(一台車過來, 一台車過去, 兩車撞一起, 有人死了)

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走過路過，不要錯過

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son.

你有兩下子

19．as far as you go to die

有多遠，死多遠!!

20．I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face

給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

21．no three no four

　　不三不四

22．seven up eight down

　　七上八下

23．see come see go see don't know

看來看去看不懂

24．people mountain people sea

人山人海

這些也蠻點的= =

(如果我對老外說這些應該會被踹飛吧XD)

[月夜-微風 10]

樓上猛...

到時候講一講說不定就變成像

long time no see一樣了=ˇ=

[下巴 10]

我聽過更屌的...

你在幹什麼？→→ What are you fucking？

很殺....+1

[和風菓子燒 10]

Do you give up?

你給上嗎?

(汗)

never give up

從不給上.....

天殺的無言= =""

[魔術師~小皮 10]

never give up

從不給上.....

天殺的無言= =""

= =...

難得有一偏可以讓我 笑好幾次XDD

這幾個 UP來UP去的= =

都很殺XDDDD

[honorwolf 10]

太殺了

樓上各位的豐富資料真的是太殺了

[筑幻空洵 10]

（愣）　世界無奇不有ＸＤ　

[Klesk 10]

Go ahead!

去個頭阿!