阿羽 10 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 哇~同學,你還是人嗎?太帥了吧!去開文言文培訓班,鐵賺! Link to post Share on other sites
蘇仔-藍色旋風一號 10 Posted May 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 在此提供本班班導經典名言﹝本人沒補習的說﹞:「學校叫你們愛校你們就去,那總統叫你們愛國你相信嗎?」更正 :實際上 應該是 學校叫你們愛校你們就去 那總統說他愛國你相信嗎?(某游姓老師嗆人)(因某同學不理他要他做的事且跑去愛校服務) Link to post Share on other sites
酵母菌海綿 10 Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 [導師&數學]劉凰儀,號數學居士,現任113班導師,人稱『選凰儀不用選高中』,乃數學神手也。愛好墊腳、雙指交叉。性善,不易怒,若有人逾甚方怒也。贊曰:『此乃一流之好老師也!』[英文]李陳福,字阿福,號流浪教師。人稱樂聖,乃於課堂中高歌而得此名。凡弊案必求證,凡課堂必小考。問其性?捉摸不定也。贊曰:『英吉利文,吾好學之!』[國文]曹靜如,字丈人,民間流傳無號。喜稱己為老女人,易怒。聲之尖銳也,大谷難以仿之。贊曰:『曹老老進大觀園』[物理]張至君,字哈比,號柯西軒主。身短,每有需取物於高處,必喚小開幫之。其性善也。每有隨堂考,人皆瞋甚。民間傳說其小時曾多次受難,導致其身高如此。贊曰:『佛羅多』[化學]蘇捷魁,號煉丹仙人。曾任新店高級學堂原子學之師,逢人稱之「長官」。性隨和,以『先接受』之觀念著稱。贊曰:「講穿了還值錢嗎?」[歷史]陳一隆,字一長,號腦殘天人。性惡,貌似鄭進一,以假亂真也,固有生稱之『一哥』也。好問好學,時問於生曰:『那我想請教各位同學一下......』贊曰:『嘿!同學!』[地理]陳敏雀,字雀姨,號雀巢居人。因時惑於路之向,故令其生畫地圖以辨向也。曾有一鳩於課堂時誤入雀巢,雀姨怒,拔其毛,食其肉,此乃『鳩占雀巢』成語之來源也。贊曰:「」[軍訓]邱金國,字綠教,號金國英雄。善於帶兵作戰,曾於古寧頭戰役以三千精兵破敵軍堡壘。熟讀孫子兵法、三國演義,活用其中調兵遣將之法,諸葛亮慚曰:『蓋金國,真將也。』補述–蘇捷魁,別稱古狗大神。口頭禪:「去查Google就知道了。」還有...真想把這個放進校刊裡面XDDDD敢問閣下尊姓大名 (揖) Link to post Share on other sites
發呆中的青蛙... 10 Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 蘇老他連出段考考卷都可去Google抓題目= =還非常認真的跟我們說 這幾題答案去Google查就知道了 xd真他ox的認了 Link to post Share on other sites
joseph_daniel2 10 Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 那麥當勞叔叔勒???(M) Link to post Share on other sites
smmaooo 10 Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 那篇有進校刊阿第二屆的校刊而且是我寫的科科 Link to post Share on other sites
政中紅心 10 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) [地理]黎勉旻 ,自號貓黎 。 層於高中時代發生一場轟轟烈烈的"板中事件"。生性開朗,好旅遊,其經典名言:『言而總之,總而言之。』[湯前校長]湯志民, 史稱阿湯哥。歷史功績:曾在台灣某處荒涼山區開創屬於自己的政大湯氏大王國(純笑點,勿攻),其7無理念創造出許多新聞,湯某大王國於首次招生即以亮眼姿態展現於北市高中群中,也引來了許多不被看好的聲音(補習班皆廣為謠傳,爬文即之)。於今年7月底黯然退隱,誓師再次奪會教權,以顯其始祖之弘威(純笑點,勿攻)。經典名言:『早安早安早早早。』、經典理論:『建築學講』、『FACE』、經典藝術成就:『校史館』、『悠閱閣』、『國立政治大學附屬高級中學』等書法字體。 Edited December 8, 2009 by 政中紅心 Link to post Share on other sites
我要有氣質 10 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 那個。。。想要偷偷補充貓黎還有一句 "可以理解?" XD Link to post Share on other sites
酷奇君 10 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 知道一下即可。 Link to post Share on other sites
艾米利 10 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 「我常常說......」「真~的~」有沒有人知道這兩個是誰XD? Link to post Share on other sites
酷奇君 10 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 米粒小百合?此時此刻,這樣可了吼? Link to post Share on other sites
沛樣 10 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 你要跟分點公式好一點呀摁! Link to post Share on other sites
o80721 10 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 高斯告訴我們..... Link to post Share on other sites
t88039 10 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 賀教:來~ 副班長點名版 Link to post Share on other sites
笨咪 10 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 至君:「簡單簡單~」 Link to post Share on other sites
stupidpig0909 10 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 小百合:3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
沛樣 10 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 肉球:『咦,那這個……』『咦,他就說……』『咦,你今天……』 Link to post Share on other sites
隨西風飄逸者 10 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 等等這裡是要「經典名言」啊啊啊!以上新增怎麼多是口頭禪和語調 Link to post Share on other sites
燃空之焱 10 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 我覺得老師們的口頭禪都還蠻經典的XD丁丁:[不要再睡啦,前途都給你睡光了~] Link to post Share on other sites
我要有氣質 10 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) "有沒有道理?" 這是誰啊誰啊? :D Edited December 14, 2009 by 我要有氣質 Link to post Share on other sites
judypeng 10 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 [物理]張至君,字哈比,號柯西軒主。身短,每有需取物於高處,必喚小開幫之。其性善也。每有隨堂考,人皆瞋甚。民間傳說其小時曾多次受難,導致其身高如此。贊曰:『佛羅多』也太有梗了吧!至君:「簡單簡單~」O(三聲)K(ㄎㄟˋ長音) Link to post Share on other sites
水靈兒 10 Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 我沒補習...SO+班導的~→科科→莫急、莫慌、莫害怕→啊?你說什麼?(裝耳背)再說一次啊~→呵哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!(魔王笑XD還有物理(勿理←梗太冷XD)老師→你,別再說話了→你問的問題顯露了你的無知→唉~現在的學生啊...(微笑嘆→優秀!!(XD這句真的超正...→現在的學生都很會騙老師→學生都會騙老師這裡沒教過....還有很多.我們物理老師超搞笑的XD Link to post Share on other sites
沛樣 10 Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 我覺得老師們的口頭禪都還蠻經典的XD丁丁:[不要再睡啦,前途都給你睡光了~]這不是欠罵嗎?這就是白目的行為呀! Link to post Share on other sites
阿紫 10 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 吃虧就是占便宜。真的假的!(這樣回的話字數不是會不到嗎,,) Link to post Share on other sites
軒彧 10 Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 醬油的不是老師愛唸你們,政大附中的國文時數是全過最少的,我們課程很趕但老師還是要說,因為這是難得我們全班在一起的時間......(就這樣一堂課過去了......) Link to post Share on other sites
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