【Jokes】More English Jokes

[Aeshattaer 10]

Continued from the three that I posted on the literate joke forum:

4)Lawyer: How old is he?

Witness: 35 years old.

Lawyer: For how long have you been living together?

Witness: 43 years.

5)Lawyer: When did he die?

Morgue Official: About 12:30 PM on Monday

Lawyer: Did he show any signs of life after that?

Morgue Official: You think?