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偷偷說一個富察皇后的八卦

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話說公元1727年(雍正五年)的那場外八旗選秀,四阿哥弘曆(後來的乾隆皇)原本屬意的是吉林蘇完的瓜爾佳氏,而非後來的富察氏。

然而,選秀結束後,戶部某個小職員卻發現名單有問題,當時弘曆看到的並不全是正牌的秀女。弘曆一聽,大驚失色,顳顎關節差點脫臼,便急急催促有關單位重新查核。

但辦事的大臣只想趕快下班,於是就隨便呼攏他說:

「呵呵呵,您就別胡思亂想了。這雖然是我們的作業疏失,但福晉*1只要人正手巧CP值高,選誰都一樣啦!」

想當然弘曆怎麼可能同意這種搪塞推託之詞,於是他用盡洪荒之力,對著那個大臣發出生命的怒吼:

「你!不!要!當!薪!水!小!偷!我!絕!對!不!娶!她!我!要!複!查!ヽ(`Д´)ノ 」

於是年輕的富察氏就意外踏上了成為皇后的奇幻之旅。

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*1福晉,滿語,指貴族之妻
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學測剩五十幾天我還在這裡發廢文(´・ω・`)

Edited by Chiuluan

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大大你把它想得太複雜了

我真的只有埋複查這個梗XD

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如果能把社會的分數加給數學就好了嗚嗚嗚(☍﹏⁰)

Edited by Chiuluan

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