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【分享】笑一下~~ PART3

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其實 我是無聊到了個點 一_一狠

-------------------------------(轉至:台論)

帥哥微笑--->陽光,

醜男微笑---> 猥瑣

帥哥對自己微笑--->開心,

醜男對自己微笑--->變態

帥哥留鬚--->不羈,

醜男留鬚--->不修邊幅

帥哥看書--->斯文 ,

醜男看書--->書呆子

帥哥做運動--->活力,

醜男做運動 --->減肥

帥哥睡著了--->可愛,

醜男睡著了--->懶惰

帥哥口甜舌滑--->風趣,

醜男口甜舌滑--->流氓

帥哥一言不發---> 冷酷,

醜男一言不發--->自閉

帥哥對女士禮讓--->風度,

醜男對女士禮讓--->不安好心眼

帥哥耍溫柔--->體貼,

醜男耍溫柔---> 娘娘腔

帥哥裝豪邁--->男人味,

醜男裝豪邁--->粗漢一名

帥哥的頭髮被風吹起--->瀟灑,

醜男的頭髮被風吹起--->頭皮屑別飄過來 !

帥哥拒絕了自己--->感到惋惜,

醜男拒絕了自己--->死同性戀

帥哥放了個屁--->一定是旁邊那個醜男幹的 !

靠 那我也太〝瀟灑〞了 !!

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其實 我是無聊到了個點 一_一狠

-------------------------------(轉至:台論)

猥瑣

變態

不修邊幅

懶惰

流氓

自閉

不安好心眼

娘娘腔

粗漢一名

頭皮屑別飄過來 !

死同性戀

靠 那我也太〝瀟灑〞了 !!

我幫你把你的個性都整理好了~

別謝我~xd

((應該是別打我~~

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