Roots 10 發表於 March 9, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 9, 2008 How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常好Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...=================================================================="Daddy? How did I come into this world?""Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway.""So why not today? Please!""OK, but listen carefully.""Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.Since it was too late to cancel or delete,nine months later we ended up with a virus." 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
Oo三四一oO 10 發表於 March 10, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 10, 2008 我看過的是再很久以前的聯合晚報看到的我還剪下來,不過是中文... 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
芒果冰沙 10 發表於 March 10, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 10, 2008 附上翻譯"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"爸爸!我是怎麼來到這世界上的?"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."喔..我的孩子..有一天我將告訴你一切.."So why not today? Please!"那為什麼不是現在?拜託!!"OK, but listen carefully."好吧..但仔細聽!!"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.爸和媽相遇在CYBER(算是店名吧)咖啡廳In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.在那間咖啡廳的休息室..我和妳媽連結了Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.妳媽從爸的記憶棍子下載了些東西When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.當安裝完成後我們發現忘了開防火牆Since it was too late to cancel or delete,但是已經太遲了..不能中斷或取消nine months later we ended up with a virus."九個月後我們得到了病毒!!小弟不才..若是有哪個地方不好請指教XD 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
Roots 10 發表於 March 10, 2008 作者 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 10, 2008 英文的版本感覺比較好笑........附上翻譯"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"爸爸!我是怎麼來到這世界上的?"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."喔..我的孩子..有一天我將告訴你一切.."So why not today? Please!"那為什麼不是現在?拜託!!"OK, but listen carefully."好吧..但仔細聽!!"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.爸和媽相遇在CYBER(算是店名吧)咖啡廳In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.在那間咖啡廳的休息室..我和妳媽連結了Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.妳媽從爸的記憶棍子下載了些東西When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.當安裝完成後我們發現忘了開防火牆Since it was too late to cancel or delete,但是已經太遲了..不能中斷或取消nine months later we ended up with a virus."九個月後我們得到了病毒!!小弟不才..若是有哪個地方不好請指教XD 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
玉景 10 發表於 March 11, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 11, 2008 cyber cafe是網咖吧 這樣子聯起來比較順還蠻妙的笑話＝ ＝這是小孩子以後要是發現了背後的真象 會不會很傷心阿= =" 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
飛揚之詩 10 發表於 March 11, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 11, 2008 這位老爹，你每周網咖打多久=口=上癮到連解說都是網咖說法這種地步!? 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
玉行 10 發表於 March 13, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 13, 2008 奇摩字典memory stickph. (片語 phrase)【電腦】記憶棒 (日本新力索尼公司推出的存儲晶片, 大小如同口香糖. 這是一種資料倉庫, 可用於攝影機、個人電腦、隨身聽等各種數位裝置) 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
Esther Chang 10 發表於 March 15, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 15, 2008 memory stick就是隨身碟啦連國中生都知道= =""我想可能有雙關~哈! 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
花豆豆 10 發表於 March 24, 2008 檢舉 Share 發表於 March 24, 2008 cyber cafe 是網咖rest room 我想 指的是廁所memory stick 是隨身碟我想memory stick沒有太大的關聯作者只是想拿那個stick來做文章 鏈接文章 分享到其他網站
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