【轉貼】唐伯虎VS對穿腸(師生板)


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師:一卷二題共三問答不識四力五式六論竟只寫七八九字,十分不好!

生:十課九混總得八天七時六分五刻四秒尚且三摸二請,一等庸師!

(師:好樣的!.....整整你!)

師:一年四季,春夏秋冬,可笑學生,豈知春秋?

生:一地四方,東西南北,無恥教師,不識(是)東西!

(師怒)

師:教室裡,人不到,課不上,警告學生,此科必當!

生:課堂裡,書亂教,試亂考,靠背老師,你娘可好?

(師:孺子不可教也!)

師:十人必當:當混當睡當不來!

生:三願請求:求請求快求當我!

師:嗚~~~~我上流教學,獻出一身才學!

生:你下等劣容,露出半個光頭!

師:三生不幸出劣徒,難為汝師!

生:一時不慎選錯師,苦了我輩!

師:請你快走不強求!

生:我來旁聽硬要留!

師:影響教學我心愁!

生:換我來教你跳樓.......!

師:&^&^%$^*$*&^&%^$#$#@!

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唐伯虎英文版

一鄉二里共三夫子,不識四書五經六義,竟敢教七八九子,十分大膽!

十室九貧,湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘,尚且三心二意一等下流!

One township 1 amount to three Confucian scholar, fail to see the Four Books and the Five Classics six justice, is it teach 789 son to have the audacity, very bold!

Room ten nine is poor, gather 0.4 seven money six five fine long hair four , shilly-shally first-class and obscene!

圖畫裡,龍不吟虎不嘯,小小書僮可笑可笑

棋盤裡,車無輪馬無韁,叫聲將軍提防提防

In the picture, dragon isn't chant and tiger isn't whistle, small book Tong funny

In the chess board, the car does not have a horse and has no reins , general watches out for the cry

鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽

雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝

Warbler's warbler's swallow's swallow is green and green and red and harmonious everywhere

Last leaf leaf dusk dusk every year rain rain towards

十口心思,思君思國思社稷

八目共賞,賞花賞月賞秋香

Ten mouthfuls of attention, think of you and think in the country and think in the state

Eight eyes are enjoyed together, it is fragrant to admire the beauty of flowers and admire the full moon and award in autumn

我上等威風,顯現一身虎膽

你下流賤格,露出半個龜頭

I am first-class and imposing, it is as brave as a tiger to appear all over

Your obscene lowpriced dose, show half a piece of glans penis

你家墳頭來種樹

汝家澡盆雜配魚

The grave mound of your family comes to plant trees

Bathtub mixes and mixes fish at your home

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