【Jokes】Leaving Interesting Messages

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the first one

Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.

We cannot pick up the phone right now,

because we are doing something we really enjoy.

Sonya likes to do it up and down,

and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.

So leave me a message, and when we have done brushing our teeth,

we will get back to you.

the second one

Hi, this is John.

If you are the phone company, I have already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you did not lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me money.

If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.