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一只烤鴨

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  有兩個云南人到北京去玩,聽說北京烤鴨很出名,就決定去吃.剛坐下其中一個就對服務員說:"去那兩只烤鴨來甩 甩!"等了一會,他們見那個服務員提了一只烤鴨在他們面前晃了晃,就走了.有一個等不及了,就把服務員叫來問為 什么不給他們上烤鴨,那個服務員說:"你不是叫我提有只烤鴨來甩甩的么注:("甩甩"在云南方言中指的是"吃
  河南 老董是河南人,來到南方吃早點,一進門就問:"小姐.睡覺(水餃)多少錢一晚(碗)?"服務員很不高興,就說:"沒有.只有饅頭."老董說了:"哦,摸摸(饃饃)也行."服務員極為惱怒,罵到:"流氓!"老董極為驚訝:"六毛?太便宜了

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