雨颯 10 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 中文系：娘子，我們把燈滅了，寬衣解帶，早點休息吧。數學系： 別關燈，否則我無法找到你三點的座標。化學系：我用我的滴管插入你的試管，看一看能否生成新的化合物。物理系：根據能量守衡，我們今天晚上的總功率=零。經濟系：親愛的，這裏是我這個月的工資。生化系：妳知嗎? 現在正缺這兩個關鍵的觸媒才能啟動"永生難忘"的神經性蛋白質。食品營養系: 讓你嚐嚐高葡萄糖蛋白質的美容食品...法律系：妳..應該成年了吧。生物系： 讓我們...交配吧!動物系：我發情了，妳呢?企管系：你是我的供給，我是你的需求。會計系：讓我看你全身的財務報表是否要調整的。財政系：你該向我繳稅囉。社會行政系：讓我關懷你的生命。造船系：讓我航向你那裡。醫學系：讓我幫你打一針吧?資工系男：親愛的，對不起！我當機了...資管系女：啊... 是系統資源不足嗎...航太系：快~ 倒數五秒... 5,4,3,2,1 (發 )射了土木系：可以灌漿了嗎？ Link to post Share on other sites
夜遊神 12 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 造船系：讓我航向你那裡。不是輪機系嗎:P Link to post Share on other sites
recorderJH 10 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 我剛剛才在臉書上看到:P Link to post Share on other sites
子硜 11 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 儒家:讓我們行周公之禮吧道家:孩子與你並生，寶貝與我和一墨家:我愛你就像愛隔壁老王的太太一樣法家:我依法要求你與我履行夫妻義務陰陽家:陰陽交融，而生萬物，讓我們合而為一吧縱橫家:今晚我要讓你"翻身為雲，覆身變雨"名家:你又不是我，你怎麼知道我爽不爽雜家:讓我們的精血交雜在一起吧農家:該澆水摟 Link to post Share on other sites
夜遊神 12 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 儒家:讓我們行周公之禮吧道家:孩子與你並生，寶貝與我和一墨家:我愛你就像愛隔壁老王的太太一樣法家:我依法要求你與我履行夫妻義務陰陽家:陰陽交融，而生萬物，讓我們合而為一吧縱橫家:今晚我要讓你"翻身為雲，覆身變雨"名家:你又不是我，你怎麼知道我爽不爽雜家:讓我們的精血交雜在一起吧農家:該澆水摟那不是莊子嗎???:P Link to post Share on other sites
AnJo 11 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 那不是莊子嗎???:P惠子是名家的物理系那個是不是錯了？ Link to post Share on other sites
ck991021 10 Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 表示有熱能產生 Link to post Share on other sites
法皇拿破崙 11 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 產熱和聲能算進去應該就沒問題了吧....... Link to post Share on other sites
AnJo 11 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 產熱和聲能算進去應該就沒問題了吧.......那這樣還能算是「功率」嗎== Link to post Share on other sites
法皇拿破崙 11 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 難道不行嗎==不是能量都可以呵呵呵呵呵 Link to post Share on other sites
AnJo 11 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 「包含所有有能量作用的區域對外不做功」這樣嗎...那他們啥也不做作功也是零吧那跟求愛一點關係都沒有吧= = Link to post Share on other sites
法皇拿破崙 11 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 抱歉我習慣功率定義是能量對時間的微分至少能量守恆還是對的(H)喔不應該是因為我沒有限定在人身上(H) Link to post Share on other sites
夜遊神 12 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 惠子是名家的其實那是莊子說的(H)惠:子非魚，安之魚何樂?莊:子非我，安之我不知魚何樂?:P Link to post Share on other sites
rai 10 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 「包含所有有能量作用的區域對外不做功」這樣嗎...那他們啥也不做作功也是零吧那跟求愛一點關係都沒有吧= =活塞運動體積增加→減少→(重複*N)→不變(回原體積)對外不作功，所以功率為零阿 :E Link to post Share on other sites
YELLOW# 10 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 其實那是莊子說的(H)惠:子非魚，安之魚何樂?莊:子非我，安之我不知魚何樂?:P就算是小惠子說的那也不是名家的中心思想吧? Link to post Share on other sites
子硜 11 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 就算是小惠子說的那也不是名家的中心思想吧?我只是在瞎掰認真就贏了 Link to post Share on other sites
夜遊神 12 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 (H)YAxd Link to post Share on other sites
AnJo 11 Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 活塞運動體積增加→減少→(重複*N)→不變(回原體積)對外不作功，所以功率為零阿 :E錯了喔會對外傳遞能量 Link to post Share on other sites
rai 10 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) 錯了喔會對外傳遞能量好吧，我自首，因為沒有實際作過相關的實驗，所以望文生意，把過程當成在絕熱系統中進行了 :p Edited July 12, 2012 by rai Link to post Share on other sites
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