zoro178 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 我是家中最小的從小我二哥就很愛整我他會在我洗澡或上廁所的時候關浴室的燈從我房間窗戶(不能鎖)丟鼻涕紙、水果果核好幾次都打到我的頭尤其是桃子果核打到真的很痛在睡覺的時候踢我對我的臉咳嗽、打噴嚏、打嗝捏我的肉、對我放屁、挖鼻屎彈我把我的鞋丟到垃圾桶腳濕濕的踩我的枕頭他還會把我當成怪獸拿木劍攻擊我、、、、都大學了還這樣當老么得真的很可憐T_T難道哥哥都喜歡欺負弟妹嗎 Link to post Share on other sites
Felicia 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 丟鼻涕紙、水果果核、咳嗽、打噴嚏、打嗝我好像都有做過:P至於放屁、挖鼻屎後面那些好像太誇張了一點後面竟然還有拿木劍攻擊你= =""我想你體力上應該是可以反抗才對^o)現在都沒辦法做這些事情因為我妹已經長得比我高:| Link to post Share on other sites
9-AE 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 不好意思，為甚麼我覺得聽起來很好笑:s練身體吧我想，以暴制暴= =# Link to post Share on other sites
曉竹 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 我家都是欺負我姐耶誰叫我比他大隻很多((無誤和你哥哥很嚴肅地說說看(?)讓她知道你真的很不喜歡再不行 就拿筷子戳蕃茄吧 Link to post Share on other sites
法皇拿破崙 11 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 我只覺得你哥應該去點智力。 Link to post Share on other sites
香格里拉 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 樓主哥壓力太大下次你挖鼻屎彈回去xdxdxd Link to post Share on other sites
travel 10 Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 我哥就不會這樣可能是我太兇 Link to post Share on other sites
男孩 15 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 樓主這番敘述好像是我童年的回憶(H)(一個都沒少，外加雙人阿魯巴伺候...不好意思，為甚麼我覺得聽起來很好笑:s練身體吧我想，以暴制暴= =#以牙還牙唉呀!聽說我家客廳掛著我哥跆拳黑帶的獎牌...我只覺得你哥應該去點智力。他是全幸賊...每次丟衛生紙都正好命中我的湯碗:| Link to post Share on other sites
S.P肥番薯 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 你哥可能要去檢查腦子了看看有沒有輕度智障都幾歲人了還在那邊耍小孩的惡作劇那些行為像是國小生在做的.. Link to post Share on other sites
luoyuie 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 太幼稚了吧= =以牙還牙+1不然就嘗試很冷漠的對他他對你作這些事的時候就假裝沒事 Link to post Share on other sites
victor2923 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 你哥應該是想和你玩吧~下次玩回去 Link to post Share on other sites
副班長 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 我不會這樣做耶 ~~你下次可以很正經的跟他說"你成熟一點好不好"然後看他兩秒就轉頭走當作沒事發生前提是你平常不能白吃白癡的~~ Link to post Share on other sites
蓋伊凱爾樂 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 幸好我哥不會這樣對我耶!不過會像叫小弟一樣的命令我= ="-----------你哥是太閒沒事做嗎?推薦他去玩computer game,讓他別再玩你了 Link to post Share on other sites
9-AE 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 幸好我哥不會這樣對我耶!不過會像叫小弟一樣的命令我= ="-----------你哥是太閒沒事做嗎?推薦他去玩computer game,讓他別再玩你了虛擬得怎麼比得過真實的? Link to post Share on other sites
蓋伊凱爾樂 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 虛擬得怎麼比得過真實的?實際操作比較好玩?xd Link to post Share on other sites
香格里拉 10 Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 幸好我哥不會這樣對我耶!不過會像叫小弟一樣的命令我= ="-----------你哥是太閒沒事做嗎?推薦他去玩computer game,讓他別再玩你了可能就是game玩多了拿鼻屎射殺弟弟xd Link to post Share on other sites
相伴入夢 10 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 可能就是game玩多了拿鼻屎射殺弟弟xd可能航海王看太多吧~自以為是MR.5= ="" Link to post Share on other sites
紫玥乄 10 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 我不會這樣做耶 ~~你下次可以很正經的跟他說"你成熟一點好不好"然後看他兩秒就轉頭走當作沒事發生前提是你平常不能白吃白癡的~~我覺得這是正解(H) Link to post Share on other sites
09830883 16 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 打嗝捏我的肉、對我放屁、挖鼻屎彈我洗澡或上廁所的時候關浴室的燈這些我都面對過只是我是姊姊= =她又喜歡跟我嘴砲因為我根本鬥嘴鬥不過她打她又會被罵所以小時候根本超火大= =#只是現在跟她相處就很OK了畢竟雙方都大了比較會想至於樓主的話....就凶你哥一次只要一次他就會不敢凶了而且不能把他當你哥的凶不然他會以為你在跟他開玩笑事實上...他會鬧你就是要看你的反應都高二了....應該可以跟他分庭抗禮了 Link to post Share on other sites
凌亞 10 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 這篇是人性本惡的註解 Link to post Share on other sites
渴望一個擁抱 10 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 In reality, I think your brother's FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU好了腐女們通通現身吧~我幫你們開路了XDD Link to post Share on other sites
Rhapsody歎芹 10 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 In reality, I think your brother's FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU好了腐女們通通現身吧~我幫你們開路了XDD學弟你是不是讀書讀瘋了?需要放風囉?= ="這種哥哥會不會有點誇張...太幼稚了吧強烈建議樓主可以和哥哥談談你高二了應該有體力跟他抗衡吧? Link to post Share on other sites
渴望一個擁抱 10 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 我才沒瘋咧~而且我是學測就上囉腐女勢力很大的。我覺得我說的可能也是有的~~(嘿嘿) Link to post Share on other sites
楓情落葉 11 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 怎麼辦 我覺得還蠻好笑的XDDD玩回去!!! 應該會有更好笑的事情發生......... Link to post Share on other sites
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