renovatio 10 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 我們學校之前也有老師養聽說很臭:P我在家看到蟑螂都不敢動跟他僵持...而且有時候我大喊 有~蟑~螂!!!他就會跑掉((嚴重懷疑他聽得懂所以我都只敢亂叫xd等我媽跑來看我怎麼了:P應該不是臭 是怪味 解剖還會有樟腦味...:'(請問樓上 他從哪打下去呀 結果是?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
誠誠o 10 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 我的老師的室友是個男護士醫護用具一應俱全一次 因好奇心驅使老師將針筒內裝了強酸豪爽的打了進去.....= =""讓我想到奪魂鋸6的結局= ="" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
孺子 10 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 請問樓上 他從哪打下去呀 結果是??這個......沒有下文ㄟ^o)不言而喻吧:s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
阿涂^^ 10 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 會飛的很噁心聽說高中班上有男生看到蟑螂會昏倒...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
黑小輪 10 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 蟑螂油油亮亮的超噁>口<"看起來很好吃"這個選項也太奇妙了XD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
嵐月銀牙 10 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 聽說台北市的蟑螂密度是85隻/平方公尺......好險平常看不到? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
花小孩 10 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 前幾天在家看見一隻蟑螂小小隻我就一腳把牠踩死XD誰知我要拿衛生紙去把牠包起來時牠動了0_o我整個大傻眼接下來就快速把蟑螂捏死要不然他跑到我哥房間看我哥看到他會嚇到= =""現在我真正了解到蟑螂真的沒這麼容易死!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ianduck 10 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 蟑螂油油亮亮的超噁>口<"看起來很好吃"這個選項也太奇妙了XD嗯蟑螂的確很油所以日本人才叫牠們油蟲呀 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
§槓上開花§ 10 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 名聞遐邇的殺蟑螂機分AB兩版使用方法1.把AB兩版分開2.把蟑螂放B版蟑螂圖樣上3.把A版蓋上去4.用腳用力的把A版踩下去保證殺死蟑螂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
燕歸來 10 Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 前提是你必須先把它放到AB之間..................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lovealexander 10 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 蟑螂在飛行的時候是非常可怕的只能在牠爬行的時後予以攻擊哈哈哈這好笑 我覺得蟑螂這個生物已經很噁了更變態的是他還會飛= ="" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
天才神經謝餅乾 10 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 革命尚未成功，同志仍需努力我會找人圍毆他.....沒有人就拿拖鞋下一秒獵奇... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
法皇拿破崙 11 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 用電蚊拍電，非常有效。還會有烤肉燒焦的味道哦我家好難電:| Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ekedabang 10 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 先打到它不能動(還沒死喔)再用辭海字典重壓(整個被壓扁XD 恐怖的酷刑= = Quote Link to post Share on other sites
燕歸來 10 Posted August 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 看的人會比較害怕吧= =對蟑螂本身的影響應該不大........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
隱形人阿信 10 Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 指考英文有講到蟑螂...看到那個單字的時候我都感動的快哭了每天半夜洗澡都要看一次的蟲...好險沒有白看然後考完試之後我在小小的浴室裡噴了半瓶的殺蟲劑 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
love angela 10 Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 小時候看到它們都會直接大叫~找爸爸現在已經可以應付小型的小強了= =算有進步八 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oo三四一oO 10 Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 我有同學敢徒手捏爆蟑螂他說捏的時候脆脆的捏爆之後像棉花糖的觸感我聽到當下覺得他很神XD聽說踩爆他的時候他身體裡的寄生蟲會全噴出來.....看到蟑螂會想殺他怕他爬到我身上尤其是在浴室看到一定會殺以免他趁我洗澡不注意爬進我要換的衣服裡.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Berlioz 10 Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 最可怕的生物 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
某子 10 Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 平常會不管牠，侵犯到老子的領地就等著吃拖鞋吧 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
燕歸來 10 Posted August 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 話說用電蚊拍電牠會爆炸嗎???(就是噴汁然後滿地血肉這樣:|) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDTA 10 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 有一種家電它叫吸塵器非常好用喔= =+衝過去吸爆牠一_一狠 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cocaine4962 10 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 把它身體翻過來，再慢慢凌虐它:E Quote Link to post Share on other sites
溦溦兒: ) 10 Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 呆...看著牠跑掉眼不見為淨是吧 xDD有時候會叫我姊打 ˙ˇ˙ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lion840729 10 Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 微笑著踩死他=)前幾天在家看見一隻蟑螂小小隻我就一腳把牠踩死XD誰知我要拿衛生紙去把牠包起來時牠動了0_o我整個大傻眼接下來就快速把蟑螂捏死要不然他跑到我哥房間看我哥看到他會嚇到= =""現在我真正了解到蟑螂真的沒這麼容易死!!!!!!!!!我很好奇你們兩位該不會是赤腳踩蟑螂吧...!馬桶沖掉聽說不會死(但也沒真的看牠活著爬出馬桶)他最好不會死啦~別跟我說他還會閉氣游泳...之前我們家附近在進行水溝清潔的時候路上死了一堆蟑螂紅的灰的金的什麼顏色都有超噁心的= ="蟲蟲大家族...= =我們學校之前也有老師養聽說很臭:P我在家看到蟑螂都不敢動跟他僵持...而且有時候我大喊 有~蟑~螂!!!他就會跑掉((嚴重懷疑他聽得懂所以我都只敢亂叫xd等我媽跑來看我怎麼了:P蟑螂還真是靈敏...該不會以後的蟑螂會進化到以音速爬行...xd其實蟑螂很可愛的大家都誤會他了先生你要不要我幫你打119!?= =""有一種家電它叫吸塵器非常好用喔= =+衝過去吸爆牠一_一狠可是...被吸進去他還會爬出來吧!一想到就覺得更噁心... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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