=可魯元帥= 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 這是我第一次發文哪~~大家都指教囉!!!!下面這一篇笑話，是我一年前讀到的相信我，聽不懂不是壞事=ˇ=--------------------------------------------------一艘豪華郵輪上，有著千百位乘客這天，一位40來頭，卻還有幾分姿色的貴婦把大家號招起來"誰能讓我欲仙欲死，真正的滿足的話，我給那男人1000萬美金"這價碼真令人心動，不是嗎??一位兩米高的美國壯漢二話不說抱著那貴婦進房間...說來奇怪，良久無聲兩個鐘頭後，壯漢出來了!!只見他面黃肌瘦，一直喃喃唸著："Terrible...Terrible...Terrible..."這一幕，所有男人都嚇傻了，又是一片無聲這時，一位全身肌肉，身經"百戰"的法國健美先生進了房間又是兩個鐘頭，他慢慢的走出來只見他雙眼無神，滿步蹣跚，話都說不出來了這又讓所有男人都向後退了一步......"我...我去...試...試看"一位瘦小的華裔男子走進去大家都竊笑著這男子的不自量力也暗自擔心他出來後可能只剩一把骨頭......只是奇積發生了!!!一小時後男子出來不但態若自然，還拿著一張1000萬美金的支票大家都很好奇的上前問他怎麼做到的只見他吞吞吐吐的說："我...我爸爸告訴我.......................................做......................................做事情要用腦袋 !!"p.s.危險動作，除非你有超能力or你女朋友是彈力女超人，否則請勿模仿 Link to post Share on other sites
相伴入夢 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 難怪誰也比不過他= =照這樣子來看~神奇寶貝的戰槌龍才是最強的......xd Link to post Share on other sites
a345345433 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 恩.......我應該已經看懂了......真的是..Terrible.. Link to post Share on other sites
湛洋老人 11 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 看不懂果然是好事~~~ Link to post Share on other sites
暴牙小蘇蘇 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 彈力女超人把他頭夾斷 XD 看他還用尛腦袋 ˊˇˋ Link to post Share on other sites
=可魯元帥= 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 彈力女超人把他頭夾斷 XD 看他還用尛腦袋 ˊˇˋ太狠啦!!(其實我很懷疑他的脖子會不會斷掉)看不懂果然是好事~~~我也好希望我看不懂==難怪誰也比不過他= =照這樣子來看~神奇寶貝的戰槌龍才是最強的......xd我不知道戰槌龍怎樣...總之那位婦人應該養一隻(如果弄得到手)=ˇ=恩.......我應該已經看懂了......真的是..Terrible..真的，terrible >///<這男的肺活量絕對很好，一點也不怕缺氧正常人會窒息吧== (話說我po這篇的時候正好在聽"氧氣") Link to post Share on other sites
=可魯元帥= 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 我不知道戰槌龍怎樣...總之那位婦人應該養一隻(如果弄得到手)=ˇ=手誤，是:"長怎樣" Link to post Share on other sites
暴牙小蘇蘇 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 就跟白雪公主養小矮人的道理有異曲同工之妙 (H) Link to post Share on other sites
a345345433 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 就跟白雪公主養小矮人的道理有異曲同工之妙 (H)這個......太淫亂了吧,,,,,,,,, Link to post Share on other sites
勒 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 啥意思押= ="看無捏 Link to post Share on other sites
DNA 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 好在那個貴婦不是"陰牙人"不然.....一_一狠 Link to post Share on other sites
乂柚子果凍乂 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 好在那個貴婦不是"陰牙人"不然.....一_一狠那1000萬就變成棺材費了....(默 Link to post Share on other sites
XDglory 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 太...太SHOCK了...= ="" Link to post Share on other sites
托瑪‧皮凱提 10 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 這太刺激了吧感覺好可怕... Link to post Share on other sites
銜亞 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 看不懂呢= =想10分鐘還是想不出來 Link to post Share on other sites
散步 11 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) Supermassive black hole xd別懷疑這是一首歌(H) Edited June 30, 2010 by 散步 Link to post Share on other sites
DX-HBK 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 這樣就永遠不會懷孕了不用怕了!! Link to post Share on other sites
冰丁 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 怎麼大家好像都看的懂 我看不懂拉~~~ 可以解釋一下嗎? Link to post Share on other sites
尾田。永 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 一千萬美金買一輛重型衝撞車(笑) Link to post Share on other sites
暴牙小蘇蘇 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 希望不要改的太OVER ˊˇˋ 看車尾燈是吧 XD Link to post Share on other sites
a89699970204 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 不會臭死嗎 Link to post Share on other sites
比薩小踢 10 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 聽過了＝ ＝不過還是很好笑XD是說我聽的版本那個中國人是用台語”頭殼”ＸＤ Link to post Share on other sites
藍色天秤 10 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 恩一看就懂...突然有點想看看那畫面呢:$好像很激烈xd一千萬美金買一輛重型衝撞車(笑)我大笑了裡面再塞幾隻劍兵勇士如何威力十足阿~~!!! Link to post Share on other sites
09830883 16 Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 我聽過耶那...會不會整個人都被吸進去了:| Link to post Share on other sites
jimym4 10 Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 看來這裡K2人很多 Link to post Share on other sites
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