【推薦】Jizz In My Pants

[雷諾瓦‧東臨 10]

http://zoome.jp/EXAM22/diary/2/

相信不用我多解釋(茶)

順便附歌詞http://community.livejournal.com/thelonelyisland/458902.html

Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we've got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I won't apoligise, that's just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

Now I'll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

ANDY & JORMA

AKIVA as the DJ

JT as the Janitor

Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler

[js7030520 10]

後面的旋律明明很好聽

結果被歌詞搞成這個樣子 XD

不過連發JIZZ實在太好笑了~!

[丁丁bear 11]

When I see the lyrics

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[alex40214 10]

其實這歌詞真的寫得不錯

押韻都有押到

阿幹

I jizz in my pants.

[alex40214 10]

看影片學英文

Jizz

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jizz can mean:

A shortening of jism, a slang term for semen or ejaculation.

Jism

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A slang term for semen

竟然是一個slang term的shortening

字典上找不到喔XD

[肥魚 10]

What's for the end~

I just jizz in my pants!

[czj67890 10]

樓上一堆剛打完的...(文字啦)

[kaiwen789 10]

所以說啊~嘶~

應該改為ji~~zz~~

[ppchan 10]

Renoir's gun was broken

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[wu_will 10]

回應打到一半

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS:s

[tonyhuang 10]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

>///<

[瘀青 10]

麵食部有賣一種東西叫jizz麵

[PRISM ARK 10]

那種麵好吃嗎?

[發哥 10]

那種麵好吃嗎?

你可以去點點看XD

但是10:30之後他就不提供了...

[wu_will 10]

....

聽說是現場弄給你的

[js7030520 10]

我笑了...

[czj67890 10]

嗯 這種麵好像只有男校才有喔!

連製作過程都秀給你看呢

[Cillin 10]

而且是麵食部唯一可以吃到蛋花的食物喔

[wu_will 10]

總覺得這篇的回應有爆衝的跡象

[發哥 10]

總覺得這篇的回應有爆衝的跡象

XDD

明天記得去買jizz麵XD

[丁丁bear 11]

後援會說有蛋花...

[js7030520 10]

有點痛的感覺...

[蝴蝶♂ 10]

哦不學長們好糟糕(我笑了XD and I JIZZ in my pants)