☆胖〃丁★ 10 Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 從前從前 在一個平靜的小村子內有個樵夫砍柴時不小心將斧頭掉進了旁邊的水池正當樵夫絕望之際 湖面突然浮出了一位女神對他說: 樵夫阿樵夫 你掉的是這把攻擊會擴散的黃金斧嗎?樵夫誠實的說: 不是不是 我的斧頭沒有這麼高級女神又問: 樵夫阿樵夫 那你掉的是這把攻擊速度+15% 有機會打出致命一擊的血斧嗎?樵夫回答: 不是不是 我掉的斧頭只是普通的力量之斧而已女神微笑了一下對著樵夫說關我屁事。 Link to post Share on other sites
亞策 10 Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 PTT來的....我看過而且還是三國梗= = Link to post Share on other sites
冰鎮 11 Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 這什麼回答啊哈哈 Link to post Share on other sites
GAC圖播鼠 10 Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 那個樵夫是去砍人不是砍樹吧 = ="" Link to post Share on other sites
齊嵐 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 女神:你不要就算了!! Link to post Share on other sites
Arcson 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 女神:你不要我就算了!!(大誤) Link to post Share on other sites
璇端 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 那個樵夫是去砍人不是砍樹吧 = =""這是屠夫吧ＸＤ Link to post Share on other sites
王小彥 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 我覺得我嚴重笑點低... Link to post Share on other sites
海賊A 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 笑點很低但是我笑了補充一個版本有一天小明的妹妹掉到湖裡轟水神就跑了出來祂問:你掉的東西是金的蘿莉呢還是銀的蘿莉小明說:都不是，你只要趕快把我妹妹還給我 Link to post Share on other sites
嵐月銀牙 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 斧頭丟下去...不小心把湖裡的女神砍死了XDDDDD Link to post Share on other sites
stupidpig0909 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 樵夫:我可以要把電鋸嗎?從此締造了殺人魔史上不朽的一頁! Link to post Share on other sites
Oo三四一oO 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 樵夫:我可以要把電鋸嗎?從此締造了殺人魔史上不朽的一頁!到手之後搬到德州去住 Link to post Share on other sites
Kaede Yozorani 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 樵夫:我可以要把電鋸嗎?從此締造了殺人魔史上不朽的一頁!這個笑點比較高~可是女神應該會回同一句吧= = Link to post Share on other sites
冰鎮 11 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 也就是屠夫最後會變成電鉅殺人狂就是了:| Link to post Share on other sites
Pingveno 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 我笑到差點從椅子上摔下來。= =""黃企鵝'081012 Link to post Share on other sites
CJ 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 那女神最後這麼說....間接承認她之前問的都是屁話...... Link to post Share on other sites
奶瓶 10 Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 批踢上的女神系列好多好多... Link to post Share on other sites
冰河期 10 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 女神微笑了一下對著樵夫說關我屁事。於是樵夫很快就被女神告到法院理由：襲臀 Link to post Share on other sites
里長伯 10 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 其實....那把斧頭 掉下去的時候...剛好擊中女神的屁股~~~所以她才會說 關我屁事!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cholux 10 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 這個女神真沒品有點想給她一拳說= =# Link to post Share on other sites
fred79828 10 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 有一天...我不小心把__ __丟進池裡然後女神出現了只見他抓著__ __說:這個滿腦金蟲的銀蟲是不是你掉的......__ __請自行設定 Link to post Share on other sites
里長伯 10 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 別那麼認真~大大Just a kid.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ｙａｍａｐｉ＊ 10 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 哈哈哈哈!!好好笑阿這位女神真像我同學XDDD Link to post Share on other sites
☆雞胚胎★ 10 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 啊啊啊不錯笑...是RO的嗎???XD Link to post Share on other sites
逍遙紫英 10 Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 世風日下甚矣.........連女神都會蹦出如此粗話 Link to post Share on other sites
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