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[sandman 11]

這是某班美國西南航空公司飛機組員起飛前介紹安全程序：

（第二段比較好笑）

From a Southwest Airlines employee:

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY.

To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight.

It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure,

margarine cups will descend from the ceiling.

Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.

If you are traveling with more than one small child... pick your favorite."

此內容已被編輯, February 8, 2014 ,由 sandman

[sandman 11]

類似上一欄的笑點

Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.